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Oh he KNOWS

6d 1h ago by reddthat.com/u/LadyButterfly in memes from reddthat.com

Nah, he's just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.

Watch, I'm gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO

"Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?"

"Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?"

For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.

Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.

SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they'll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That's why there's a metal plate above the sink now. Don't ask.

The original digital Satan

a friend of the litter pail

pareidolia@sh.itjust.works

I think I've been awake too long, because it looks like two resistors on the knobs to me lol

Your pareidolia is malfunctioning.

shouldn't be shitting on the kitchen floor tho

That's why he's judging you for it

Who's he to talk? He's as hot headed as I am

Dude... I think there's a gas leak...