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Necrobotics

6d 5h ago by lemmy.zip/u/MrSmiley in wikipedia from en.wikipedia.org

Practice of using biotic materials as robotic components

  1. Obtain a spider
  2. Euthanize the spider using a cold temperature of around -4°C for 5-7 days
  3. Insert a 25 gauge hypodermic needle into the spider's cephalothorax (main body)
  4. Apply glue around the needle to form a seal and allow it to dry
  5. Connect a syringe or pump to the needle
  6. Extend the spider's legs by pumping air in

*Summarized synopsis of an Arachnid horror film, ca. 2026

Arachnid Centipede

Is a needle still hypodermic if it's going through crunchy exoskeleton instead of skin

I would suppose so, insects still have an epidermis, though it's covered by layers of chitin.

NGL, I read that as Necro-Biotics.

Then i considered antibiotics, which is more or less borrowed greek for anti-life which is kinda strange. so necro-biotics would be dead-life...which still scans in this case

There was a time when I didn't believe in evil

So basically Pickle Rick.

Funniest shit I've ever seen

Proponents respond that repurposing dead animals has been human practice for millennia

Fair enough, I suppose.

Well shit

Spiders, needles and death. One ripe tomato for the marketers.