Fibre was never an option
5d 14h ago by lemmy.world/u/titty_wizard in memes
Is that John Travolta?
Yes, apparently there’s a new cosmetic surgery technique called deep lift. And this is the result.
Is the excess skin tied in a bow under the hat?
Listen this kind of disrespectful comment is not ok. It made me snort coffee out of my nose.
Looking at before and after images of this procedure and it looks pretty freaking incredible to be honest with you. Expensive af though.
It looks less fake than other facial surgeries I've seen, but there is still an amuse bouche of uncanniness to it. And with the uncanny valley, less is literally more. Ymmv
I'm guessing before and after images will usually show success stories only, eh. Because those looked great. Would like to see a relatively botched example.
I'm not going to try and see botched facial surgery photos until after I've had tomorrow's coffee.
lol, I get that people can be squeamish 😆 Don't worry, I've searched the internet before 😊🤟
I'm not that squeamish, I've seen the Substance for example. We probably grew up on the same internet. It's just a headspace thing right now, I need to keep it cute today.
The Substance wasn't exactly bad in that regard. Yeah we probably did. 😅 Lots of gore videos in the early internet. But I respect your headspace.
I'm fine with gore, e.g., but I still really dislike needles. 😆
The Substance wasn't bad! We're talking about the same movie right? What counts as bad to you?
No no, I don't mean bad as in a bad movie, I just meant it wasn't very gory to me. 😁 It was almost a comedy with it's effects, IMO.
I thought it was a great movie, both me and the wife.
That's really interesting. To me it's peak body horror, on par with admitting I've seen from Clive Barker. I can't help wondering what you're comparing it to, to say it's not very gory?
wondering what you're comparing it to
The early days of the internet? 😅
Some rough stuff back then, but these days we just watch actual wars up close. Russian dudes getting turned into Gwar-type slapstick deaths, wild stuff.
Yeah it's a proper hit of nostalgia, almost 🫣
It's really hard to parse these sorts of things. All of these before and after shots for any of these procedures are done by the people advertising them to you. Of course they are going to pick and choose things that work out well. Would be nice if there was a less biased way to research these sorts of things tbh. Interesting technique, though.
Yeah, I had the same conclusion. Images will undoubtedly be promotional for these things. Very biased. But for successful surgeries, very nice results. Some patients seemingly age backwards 20 years. Insane.
It is. He's doing a beret thing now
His new movie is called "Mimes Are Too Cool! MOM!!"
No, it's Nicolas Cage
I thought it was James Franco until you said that.
This is clearly a shit post
CW vomit
I once explosively vomited in an Outback Steakhouse on my 21st birthday. Like, a narrow, winding trail of sick leading to the toilets, sick all over the toilet bowl, sick on the ceiling, sick all up the walls, sick on the floor. It was horrendous.
I hadn't even been drinking, I felt rough all day so all I ended up having was a Pepsi. 😬
Anyway, I came out looking really sheepish and told my flatmates we needed to leave. One of them went to tell a member of staff, who stared at her for a few seconds, then pointed at another guy and said, "Can you go and tell that to my manager, and not tell him you told me? Because I really don't want to deal with that." 😅
Sorry, I read this whole thing thinking it was about John Travolta because I went away from the post and came back.
Don't listen to the haters this is what happens when you have your vitamins and minerals.
Also money. Bags and bags of money.
And an expensive facelift, hair transplant and other operations (fillers too, check image below). Most people are not vitamin-deficient and most deficiencies don't show externally. People often overestimate the needs for vitamins, just like protein (something like only 2-3% people actually need more).
I'm someone who does a full vitamin checkup every 3 months, the only number that had ever been bad was D during winter, and I don't even eat balanced diet, but whatever is available
You can almost see the puppeteer's hand behind the table
Ironically, there's actually a fair amount of fiber in coffee.
Wipe that stupid grin off of your face!