All I'm offering is the truth
5d 7h ago by piefed.world/u/negativenull in tenforward from media.piefed.world
Neo, his eyes open.
The Oracle, her spoon unbending
Next you're going to tell me that Jalad never fought the beast at Tanagra.
Luke, one-handed, facing his father.
Vader, killing his master in the extra-shitty re-re-release
The good elephant in airship dropped what things?
This meme... its arms wide!
Cypher at the steakhouse.
Fendit, refusing this meme:
who's Fendit?
Maybe some Tamarian from a novel, or maybe made up for an academic paper? The only search engine result i see for "Fendit, refusing the flame" is the paper Picard understanding Darmok: A Dataset and Model for Metaphor-Rich Translation in a Constructed Language which "assembles a Tamarian-English dictionary of utterances from the original episode and several follow-on novels".
(it seemed appropriate to respond to this meme with some apocryphal Tamarian.)
Beverly, banging a ghost
How dare you
Smith his nostrils infected -> ew, gross smell
Smith and Neo in the subway -> public transport delay
Smiths and Neo brawling -> fighting against impossible odds or flooding the market with counterfeit goods
Picard, his earls grey and hot -> hygge
Worf, his doors unopened -> someone that has trouble with a simple task
Nagus, his ears unoomoxed -> horny
Shaka, when the walls fell!
Zenrox, tilling his field in spring. Kadir beneath Mo Moteh. Gramble, his throat slit by his mistress.
Was Jalad?
Whoa!
Joey Lawrence? Is that you?
Is it true, a common misunderstanding about the story? Or just a joke?
Michael Scott, when the "NOs" fell...
What if I told you tanagra was a type of free range egg available in the south west of France? Or a town north of Athens?