I can't decide what to waste my money on this weekend.
3d 19h ago by lemmy.today/u/altphoto in lemmyshitpost from lemmy.today
Here is my other favorite:

But the toilet has antislip and 300lb limit!
I think most household items are antislip when they have 140kg on them
But granny pants!
I need to work harder so maybe I could afford a Nintendo... Lawsuit.
Ngl that looks fun
! We're not wearing anything else down there!
Do I have to keep my pants on when I shit like in the picture? I'd have a slight problem with that.

Shitting thru the nth dimension!
Is that tray table for in-flight food service?
Did you see the look on his face? It's a slay table for in-fight 'tude service.
You need to wear the granny pants.
what if the toilet starts moving, despite its anti-slip
Is this so it can feel like you’re shitting in a porta-potty?
From the confort of your own home RV! Random dark brown floater included with every gallon of blue blaster toilet fluid!
Do they have a heavier duty version? I'm American.
No, I think this is it. But the smell, it must be pretty comparable.
They're not too bad. These are common in remote camping facilities around me. They usually sit atop the long drop.
Yes, but the shorts.
They're probably making a tick took or something
That phone just one mistake away from joining the stank pit
I believe it has anti - slip design sir. That's what it's for.
Oh totally, that phone is definitely gonna fall into the dirty hole of no return.
Still far too weak to support your mom (90s brain prevailed)
Looks like that would be difficult to move and empty once it's filled up to it's capacity. At least a 2 man job.
It can bear a strong load.
136.1kg to be precise!
Says nothing about capacity, the truly important metric.
We could approximate it.
No, we need a demonstration with comically sized beaker.
What color liquids should this demo feature? There's the traditional yellow and brown. But maybe go realistic with pink, red, orange or green? You know at a concert green is probably the most representative. Pink and red for women's monthly or mens cancer awareness month?
I think whatever happens at the concert gets dumped into the beaker. But I like your bloody discharge ideas. Very progressive.
136.2kg and it will explode into a million shiticles
I know a guy who Lost a finger that way.