So...often...
3d 13h ago by piefed.blahaj.zone/u/LadyButterfly in Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com from piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone
I was so confused as a kid and made that face more times than I can count. I was very naive and had a strong believe that people around me (especially adults) were smart. As I grew older I realized how wrong I had been. I have learned to accept that it's just how it is, but I still make that face from time to time.
Hard reality 😔 At least some of us are not senseless.
A teenager once asked me if Mountain Dew killed sperm cells.
I wouldn't be surprised if it did tbh.
That kid needs real drugs.
This was a pretty ubiquitous urban legend in the 90s. I think it was an accusation levied specifically at the Yellow #5 dye.
It also makes your testicles shrink
Well, dear God, thank goodness for that.
I used to drink about 200 ounces of diet mountain dew a day for something like 14 years, and I have massive fucking balls.
I would honestly hate to see what they would be like if they hadn't been shrunk a little bit.
And you try to point out the obvious, but they think you're stupid because you're not on their level.
I had a seventy five year old college educated former executive express bemused disdain that a documentary wouldn't tell the truth.
The documentary expressed an opinion of an event from a different point of view.
I'm not over it.
It's a whole school of rhetorical attack ("debating"), master wielders will bullshit their way to the top ez.