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3d 4h ago by lemmy.today/u/sanitation in me_irl from lemmy.today

Not jealous, but am curious if we were to shoot the guy, if all the money comes pouring out like rings out of Sonic.

Finally a use for the iron maiden!

I assume spikes work as well as bullets for this method.

Just delicious ketamine blood

It doesn't because the money doesn't exist

Well, at least you'd have a Wikipedia page about you.

Don’t need a million dollars to do nothin’. My cousin’s broke; don’t do shit.

All that money and he's still a joyless dweeb and his own kids hate him.

What a sad, weird, little "man".

This post and your comment made me realise you never see him photo’d out and about, in any sense. What does he do with his time? Apart Xeet, or whatever Tweeting is called these days.

He literally does not have fun with any friends that he has not hired. Most of his dozen or so women that he turkey basted with his likely mangled, nazi dick, he employed or outright paid.

He's a joyless, sad, little guy even though he had all the money and access in the world. He's a waste.

Only difference between the two is that rich one has a 1 I front of all his zeros

Im hungy :3

picture of the ceiling as background? i heard of shower thoughts, but i think this more of a laying on bed though

Ancient artifacts from Snapchat.

Ancient artifacts from Snapchat.

Way to accidentally sound like a 31st century archaeologist 😄

Fuck OP digging on the poorest guy he supposedly knows. Fuck you.