I'm drinking but not to excess

God says I must go n confess

Noodle as Hobbes and Calvin

Had incident of unspoken sin

I jerked in window befor prom

I made a joke about sum bom

Then, older, I sought anything

Minor incident on cl I do sing

Chatted, that's as far as went

But clearly a effort was spent

Part of reason I write so well

I was driven by serpent spell

Yet over th years, I overcame

You cannot say I'm the same

For God took me by the hand

Carried me all across th land

Reforming as I did transmute

Myself into one speaks truth!