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Set of various pitches of kazoos

2d 22h ago by lemmy.world/u/Mickey7 in lemmyshitpost

Guess you’ve never heard of a harmonica gag. Or maybe you have?

It's a BDSM bagpipe!

Imagine playing Auld Lang Syne on that while getting your ass whipped. 🤣

When you're a sadist with a sense of humor

I have brought a similar but working device into a bdsm session and I can attest that humor in bdsm in one of the fucking hottest things ever. Nothing compares to laughing while dominating someone. Bonus points if the sub has a tickle fetish, hilarity is ensured.

<cue Benny Hill music>

OH MY FUCKING GOD. You could use that with classical conditioning or even light hypnosis (if they agree). Make them get really subby on yakety sax. (that's the title of the benny hill music)

I feel weird.

Kazoos do not have pitches.

You make a sound when you hum into them, and then the kazoo alters that sound.

Kazoos can absolutely have different pitches based on the size/shape of the body.

Source: my kid getting different ones over the years from goodie bags, arcades, etc. and slowly driving me insane

It can definitely have a different buzzing timbral quality, but it's not going to change the pitch.

I would say that we are both correct, though, because I didn't take into account the fact that they could have different buzzing timbral qualities.

My wife loves it when I account for buzzing timbral qualities

Tone and pitch are different things.

You also don’t play kazoos from the end shown. All three are facing toward the ball in the image.

Do it with a duck call.

Indignant tooting

... I know a sub... I have a ball gag... A few alterations could be made... I could do this. I shouldn't. I totally shouldn't. ... I really, really shouldn't....

Do it do it! I gotta get one of those ballgags with a hole in it...

I'm so genuinely considering it

been there done that, it's too much fun. Hilarity can be a means of domination.

just a kazoo is the wrong device, you're want something like a whistle or flute that makes a sound from normal breathing. I 3d printed one for a mask, once.