Return of the monke
1d 22h ago by lemmy.world/u/Gonzako in memes
LOTR? That's the one where the gay wizard and his ex fight over custody and jewelry right?
Break ups are tough bro.
Then explain the orcs?
Oh, shit, wait. They're the step-children?
And/or fuckboys.
TIL Saruman was fucking the orcs. It does sort of figure.
Wait who is Gandalf's ex in LOTR
Saruman?
I love how that also applies to Harry Potter.
Obligatory note: The author is a terrible person and she'll never get another dime from me.
I was hanging out with a few people after an event we went to a couple weeks ago
As soon as there were no girls around anymore one of the guys suggested we go to a college bar to meet some college girls
We're all over 30
Somethin' wrong with the boys when the boys alone, man. I don't like to hang out with the boys. They always pull shit like that. I knew that dude for a total of two hours and he dropped that.
That’s not hanging out with the boys. “The boys” are friends you know, like, and trust. You were just out with some random guys - or at least, that guy was some random guy.
The boys just want to go back to the crib for the elves weed and to discuss the latest haberdashry offerings. Maybe some spells if you're into that kind of thing.
Somethin' wrong with the boys when the boys alone, man.
You got shitty boys. Hope you corrected and embarrassed him.
My boys just want to play MTG and D&D. Different set of problems..
I’m well over thirty, and I think there is nothing wrong with meeting college girls.
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On board game night.
In your local nerd-pub/ game club/ etc.
To play Boardgames.
Probably one of the times where age could actually be seen as just a number.
Young girls are just a stupid fetish once you're past 25. You can't even talk with them, you're both just on way different wavelengths
I don't think you should chase young girls, period
You need different boys.
I got together with some of my old college buds a while back, and they got drunk and started droning on about how much they loved and depended on their wives and how they never imagined they'd grow up to be excited about settling down and redecorating and shit, but that it was amazing.
It was wholesome as fuck.
I mean, it's not like you're forcing "college girls" to meet you.
the likelihood of them being creeped out is high though. like probably 3% would be into it. 🤷
You need the kind of boys who spend their time speedrunning Terraria instead of being creepy around girls
H...handball champion?
Gotta champion those balls for the boys 😏
How is this a meme