The Intricate history of Camel Semen extraction wasn’t really something I expected to dedicate my weekend to…
1d 6h ago by thelemmy.club/u/Grumpus_Maximus in historymemes@piefed.social from thelemmy.club
Ah, yes, the Cum Lair.
The CamCumLa.
I'm guessing by all the springs, that they tried without the springs and the big boy wasn't fooled?
Also, what is in the stud's mouth?
It's a "bulla" a sac they extrude out of their mouth and vibrate air through to indicate "me horny, can we mate?"
If I recall correctly, camels' tongues inflate when they're horny. It let's the ladies know it's business time.
Not tongues, they have a weird air sac in their throat. It looks like their guts are spilling out. So sexy.
Didn’t understand why the guy was in his kitchen … it’s his lab
It could be both. People do weird things.
Well, this is a kitchen and it attracts pigs:
Don't need all that gear, just stick a doughnut sign on top
Honestly, who can afford a separate lab and kitchen in this economy
The amount of times I was lured to fuck a fake animal (with realistic spring action) on the roof of a kitchen is too damn high.
I hate that I pictured this. I expect if someone set this up, it would get use.
What do you think gargoyles were invented for?
That's right, roof fucking directly above the kitchen with appropriate roof funneling.
Yeah, my thought was "Man camels fuck so slowly thst poor dude has to live inside the fake camel."
I imagine the quicker he inspects, separates and freezes the semen, the best results he will get with using it to fertilize camels later.
Two questions:
- Why isn't the "collection tube" connected to some sort of bottle to collect stuff in?
- Why does the "collection tube" have a sort of mouthpiece (like a gerbils water bottle mouthpiece) next to the guy's mouth?
I think you answered your own question
That dummy camel is having the time of their life
Ah the camel cum hamster bottle. My favourite.
I probably don't want to know the answer to this, but why is the "scientist" standing where they are? I feel like anywhere else would also work well.
Someone had to massage the penis sheath.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I need a hieroglyph of this
AV