Corporations and billionaires spend a ton of money to prevent people in the USA from having access to basic medical services as a way to limit professional mobility, forcing folks to stay in exploitative jobs which they hate.
It doesn't count as conspiracy theory when it's conspiracy fact
Yeah that's just an old fashion class war conspiracy against the working class supported by legalized bribes to PACs and offering lucrative board and speaking engagement non jobs to retired politicians, no theories needed
Epstein was murdered in his cell
I actually believe he killed himself, but it is still a conspiracy, because he had tried before and they purposely broke all suicide watch protocols including leaving a ton of linens in his cell (he made multiple nooses), no roommate, and no one checking. They were paid to make sure he had plenty of opportunities to kill himself.
TBH this is the most rational take I've seen. If I had 10 upvotes, I'd give them to you
It is still bizzarre that the security tapes were mysteriously lost. If he did it they would've released those instead of wiping them.
Trump wasn't really elected in 2024, and he only hates mail-in ballots because they overwhelmed his cheat in 2020.
100% Election Truth Alliance has a lot of support. They said he was going to go after mail in ballots since those are why he lost 2021 even though he still cheated then too.
I don't believe he's dead
Epstein didnt kill himself
You mean he didn't conveniently hang himself in his cell while the cameras were coincidentally tragically not working?
The one that says that conspiracy theories are used by elites to distract us from the real injustices and problems in this world.

PETA is funded by the meat and dairy industry to give animal welfare/rights activists the worst possible PR. It's hard to imagine doing much worse of a job at what they claim to be their goals.
Same thing with the protesters defacing art.
If it's true they're doing an incredibly good job.
MLK was assassinated by the government
A lot of conspiracy discussion websites were manipulated in a way to get Donald Trump elected president.
Ghislane was a supermod on reddit from 2000s to 2019, and pol was made after moot met JE
Moot met JE?! π³ Source on that?


That isn't even a conspiracy theory.
Pete Hegseth drinks his own piss
Michael Jordan didn't retire that first time. He was suspended for his gambling addiction, but you can't suspend your highest profile player without the league dying, so they came up with a cover story.
Convienent that his dad had just died then and he was burned out from playing into June every year.
That's actually another conspiracy theory: His dad was killed b/c he owed gambling money to the mob & didn't pay.
Dang, never heard this one before but its believable. MJ did put his all into baseball tho, his managers and teammates were convinced he would have made the majors after a year.
Uhh why would they care if he had a gambling addiction? Like you said, he was great for the league...
Bad optics when he's betting on NBA games, like Pete Rose & MLB.
There's so many other things you could do without suspending him for two years. Also, knowing him, he would have publicly come out slamming the NBA if he really was suspended for gambling.
So you actually know him then? Cool! How's he doing?
The billionaire class are conspiring to concentrate all the wealth into as few hands as possible.
βAs you probably know I represent the Rothschildβsβ - Jeffery Epstein
I believe this family is behind the majority of evil shit in this world. I never used to but I do now
Do you have more proof? Where'd this quote come from?
I used to believe that, and I also still do.
I mostly blame the Hapsburgs myself
This thread from a few months ago on hexbear has a ton of good ones.
The CIA has a long history of using Black celebrities to infiltrate "unfriendly countries" to carry out operations ranging from psychological warfare to assasinations.
https://noisenarrative.substack.com/p/how-the-cia-used-jazz-as-a-secret
This is exactly what I wanted to read right now! π

Isreali security was complicit with the Oct 7 attack.
I thought the IDF committed it
That aliens are real and they have been here for a while. Unexplained lights in the sky, metal balls seen flying around, and aliens that supposedly look like us are just some of the things I've read. I've seen too many stories that say similar things to not believe something is happening right underneath our noses.
We are far from the most advanced civilization to exist on this planet.
Advanced civilizations don't destroy the only habitable planet they know of with 200 years of emissions and overshoot.
Jim Carrey is a serial killer.
I used to think it was simply some unhinged person trolling 4chan and reddit. Over the years I've seen it come up a few times and each time the evidence is just slightly more convincing.
So I go down the rabbit hole and seek out the previous iteration I had seen but they are just poof! gone. Stripped from the internet. Removed irrevocably, including references to it from newer accounts and comments.
The writing style of these rants started to show a lack of consistant writing style. As if they were written by different people. The writing style is pointed out as an argument that it wasn't just one lone nutjob reposting his same rant. Or was it? I can't find the commentary anymore. I can't cross check what I can't find.
Either one or a few individuals are playing the long game really well, or one very powerful multimillionaire has murdered dozens of people and constantly scours the internet clean of any evidence pointing towards him.
The rabbit hole goes deep and looks completely different, yet somehow the same, every time.
Obamaβs mom was CIA.
David Icke, Alex Jones et al are CIA.
The Grey Death virus, and the Ambrosia vaccine!, are controlled by UNATCO and billionaire Bob Page is making a play to take control of the world from the Illuminati
Voting machines in swing states were hacked for the 2024 election. Too many statistical anomalies to ignore.
Current day leftism is a sham meant to sow division between workers and focus on anything but workers rights boycotting AIPAC and the two party system in America and a possible revolution
Overthrow your pedophile government and its AIPAC handlers. Workers of the world unite.
How does that sound for leftist unity?
Good i like it
Good π
I do agree a lot of b.s on the left side sure seems like psyop shit.
Fake outrage over b.s when there is plenty of real shit happening that is overshadowed by petty stuff.
Like a tattoo someone got 20 years ago that could be interpreted as hate. Though it's subjective. And the person got it removed.
But yeah that's way more important to dramatize all over online than talking about what Kushner is up to. Which I rarely see mentioned.
Class war not culture war
Like a tattoo someone got 20 years ago that could be interpreted as hate. Though it's subjective.
Wow. Saying that one of the most notorious Nazis symbols could be interpreted as hate. Shit liberals say huh?
"could be interpreted as hate"
Bro, it was literally a Nazi SS totenkopf.
Besides that, he was a bloodthirsty murderer who went back 4 times in order to kill innocent Iraqis and Afghanistanis, didn't get enough murder, so joined up with a notorious mercenary group.

Covered

Great, he knows you idiots will forgive and forget that he wore it for 2 decades.
And no one in the history of the world has gotten a tattoo of a symbol that they didn't understand the meaning behind.
He might not have known what it was when he got it, but he became a self professed history buff, specifically about WWII. There's literally no way he didn't know what it was during the course of the 2 decades it was on his chest.
I see you have no defense against the murder part, which is what I take the most issue with.
Who did he murder ?
Innocent Iraqis and Afghanistanis during his 3 combat tours in Iraq and one in Afghanistan.
You don't seem very informed about the Nazi tattooed murderer you're defending..
You realize that every soldier in the history of the world is guilty of killing or helping to kill innocent people?
I'm not excusing it. I'm not saying it didn't happen.
But it's not like he made the decisions to invade another country or even voted to fund it.
But I guess him being in the military and following orders is just so much worse than his competitions actions.
I thought that voting in Congress to send weapons to support a genocide was worse.
But I guess I'm wrong. A bad tattoo from 20 years ago and being a soldier is way worse.
Thanks for helping me to understand. I'll remember that in the future. Any bad tattoo is way worse than supporting genocide or pedos. Glad I know now.
Of course, it's not like he signed up for the military to go kill brown people

Oh well not like he thought making millions of civilian casualties was totally fine or something.

Great comment, thanks for bringing receipts. Maybe by the end of the day we can convince a liberal or two that Nazi tattoos and wholesale murder are bad.
Jesus fucking Christ, are you a child? He made the decision to go kill innocent people 4 fucking times!!!
FOLLOWING ORDERS IS NOT AN EXCUSE, HAVE YOU HEARD OF NUREMBURG!?
Yes, you're very wrong. I'm glad we got to the bottom of this. Do research before you throw your entire weight behind defending pieces of shit.
Supporting genocide and pedophiles is literally 99% of your government, if you think a Nazi-murderer is going to fix it, you're too far gone to help.
The Untermenschen in Iraq and Afghanistan which you consider subhuman.
Assumptions are lazy
Exactly. Good thing he wrote about how sad killing people made him, however the "thrill" of combat was just too much fun, so he kept doing it.
Here's a popular video. I want you to keep in mind the skull on that cap is the Totenkopf
Boo this question sucks