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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

1d 2h ago by lemmy.world/u/madeindex in DeMeta from futurism.com

Punishment will continue until your attitude improves.

Don't think somebody like this can improve ;)

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WRITE SATIRE?!?!

This isn't satire?

No.

This is the future. Sadly.

Is it really AI layoffs?

Or is meta struggling to survive when no one gives a fuck about Facebook except for great aunt Martha-Lee who just Jesus posts every once in a while when she hears weird family gossip about the sluts in her family living a life she wished she was brave enough to live

@madeindex Well, finally!

Roll out the guillotine and let the fun times begin!

First start with Zuck and invite his billionaire and the freshly "self-made" made trillionaire too for a fun week of choppidity-chop.