What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy. Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death.Every time
23h 1m ago by piefed.world/u/beep in lemmyshitpost from i.redd.it
As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.
As a straight man this is completely horrifying.
I think this is objectively horrifying no matter the sex, sexuality and possibly even species if you could communicate the idea somehow.
As a gay nonbinary otherkin, I think it's funny!
I'm just wondering in what strange and creative ways people would contort this into different fetishes.
All of them.
Gives a new meaning to "cock fighting".
Now on polymarket, UFC sperm fighting matches!
Shoving your one big sperm into another guy's dickhole.
Imagine bukake.
I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls...
I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it's just produced there. It's stored in a separate sack inside your body.
Thanks for the nightmares 😳
Why would you stomp it to death?
I'd keep them on display in a fish tank.
I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt... but then, you'd still need to 'release the poison' so wtf would you do?
No nut november. All year round.
"Seventy-Two Letters" by Ted Chiang, the second worst short story I've ever read that was published. #1 was from the same anthology about how fuckable a salamander/marie Antoinette hybrid was...
Vile
"It'll still feel good."- Paul Rubalino