Womp
19h 6m ago by mander.xyz/u/fossilesque in science_memes@mander.xyz from mander.xyz
Pro tip: use a dirty sponge instead of agar in your petri dishes.
Let me put you in a hospital-like environment. Thrive... THRIVE...! Why won't you thrive?!!

Meanwhile actual hospitals being rife with secondary infections.
Fucking lab bacteria. Oh not the right sugar, oh pH is slightly too sour, oh noes wrong phase of the moon. Fucking. A.

Comet!
It makes your lips turn green!
Comet!
It tastes like Listerine!
Comet!
It'll make you vomit!
So eat Comet and vomit today!
Lab people, do you use a sponge to clean glassware? If so, how do you clean it?
We usually used wire brushes such as this
