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Nvidia CEO: Everybody should use AI. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now

15h 15m ago by lemmy.cafe/u/resipsaloquitur in fuckcars from apnews.com

Ah yes the famous carless days of 1969 where we built paved streets for children to play in that then somehow got taken over by that damn newfangled invention. And right after we destroyed all those black neighborhoods for highways! The one for the kids to play up high on!

Edit: point being, like cars, AI can fuck itself. We never should’ve built cities and fucked the country for cars and we shouldn’t fuck up the country more for AI.

Double edit: didn’t even notice the community this was posted in lol probably didn’t need to add that edit in then but whatever.

The rare double fuck_X.

we shouldn’t fuck up the country more for AI.

or environment, or water supply, or power supply, or children's privacy, or people's brains, or economy...

I still have yet to see anything from these fucks that justifies the cost in computer hardware either.

"If you're not first, you're last" -Ricky Bobby

And that's the entire philosophy of AI investment. This is surely the next industrial revolution, so we need to be first so we win. Cause that's how you win capitalism.

Never mind that the entire industry is facing the dead-end where all of the data of humanity has already been hoovered up and we're still not at that damn singularity, and we kind of have no plan on where to go from here. All of that is pointless details. Someone's going to figure it out, and if we spend the most money it'll surely be us.

I think we should ban cars from using the streets so the kids have somewhere safe to play.

It worked in the Netherlands when Huang was a child.

Translation: The wealthy aren't trying to improve the world. They are aware they're actively making the world a worse place for you.

Also translation: "I pivoted my entire business model towards AI, when nobody wants to use it now, I'm totally screwed."

Yeah it reeks of desperation to me

Please use it I MEAN you have to use it! Everyone has to! Because... thats the way it is now! Ive decided for everyone! Just find a way to use it god please!

By that he mean his kid doesn't play in the filthy street like the rest of us peasant. Kid still play in the street here.

Im sure that billionaire community he lives in, doesnt have kids playing in the streets

It will be in a gated compound, with it's own security. Then each house/mansion will be gated, with it's own cameras and security. "Fun" !

So he wants kids to “use ai” rather than play with their friends?

Poor kids

Man who gains from AI peddles AI inevitability. More at 11.

Guy who sell shovels tells everyone they should be digging for gold.

Hey, we made a machine that does the thinking, you can stop thinking now, let the machine do all the thinking for you. Btw, you should absolutely mix bleach with pipe cleaner, you certainty won't regret mixing bleach with pipe cleaner.

PS. That is a joke, never mix bleach with pipe cleaner.

You know Jensen will mix bleach with pipe cleaner.

So it’s fine to ruin childhood?

That’s a bad analogy

"The world is getting worse. Accept the loss." is a hot take for someone who is actively pushing the cause of this worsening and profitting off it.

He should go back to playing in the street. Preferably an interstate.

Is he suggesting he played on an empty highway?

He looks good for being older than the automobile, doesn't he?

Pffft! What does Jensen Huang know.. I routinely still run in traffic with scissors.

Flyweight.

I just crossposted this and then found out someone already did, it's a quote that's like pottery

AI should replace all these rich assholes first. It will learn how to do everything else first instead. I guarantee it. Those bastards will outlive us all.

No thanks.

AI has made the internet so much worse. All the fucking AI generated websites.

It has no choice to change because shitfucks like you run our governments

Society has a choice. I worry that people's general meekness might make them bend the knee once again, though.

Someone let that poor broken man play in the streets