Nvidia CEO: Everybody should use AI. Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now
16h 51m ago by lemmy.cafe/u/resipsaloquitur in fuck_ai from apnews.com
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/66275521
The worst metaphor possible lmao.
It's actually a really good metaphor.
It really is, just not the way Jensen Huang thinks it is.
More accurate for sure
This guy had been letting his ai think for him a bit too much.
Capitalist: "You should use my product"
Groundbreaking.
Normalising the destruction of human environments is the USP of AI. You got it, buddy.
AI is great! I work in programming and when I got thrown into this project ... AI went down for two hours and I was in a rush so I asked my coworkers that have been working on a project for four weeks how auth worked they and had no idea, they didn't know how the application fucking worked, nor what we used redis or the db for or any of this shit. It's so good losing the respect of my all my coworkers! /s
Or when you just try to set up the local dev environment and that shit doesn't work because they added some bearer tokens needed for auth to a Claude.md file that I obviously didn't read.
I'm nearly 40 and I play still play basketball in the street from time to time. WTF is this guy talking about?
Veeery much depends on where you live...
It always has.
You're not going to be rolling out a basketball hoop into the cul-de-sac if you live on the 10rh floor of a New York City apartment complex.
But that type of thing still happens millions of times every week across the globe.
Right, and this commenter fails to understand that people have different frames of reference, and perspectives, and experiences. It's an analogy.
Or rather, I think they know what he means, and they're just intentionally acting unwise.
Either way, Nvidia can go f—k themselves. Glad I went fully team AMD with this last PC build.
I have bad news for you. Lisa Su has been cozying up to Trump for increased AI spend and lax regulations too.
FML
Mostly distopian-like horseshit with a big fuck you shaped cherry on the top. Fuckin Jensen...
You have to use my product or I'll cry!!!!!
Vibes AI-Karen is giving right now.
Ah yeah, let's listen to the company who's infinite money glitch relies on AI sticking around to tell us what has to change
"You need to buy more shovels !" shout the shovel maker.
In the right countries you can still play in the street, even while cars exist
Then again, you live in the USA z so no surprise there and good on you for using an example of something bad and portray it again as something great. Goes well with your AI talk
but cars was pushed by lobby by destroying citys planing and public trasnport. taking car as example is BAD.
And much like how we would warn each other about incoming cars while playing in the street, now we warn each other when stuff is made with ai.
Do you have to be a moron to be a billionaire?
Some podcast I was listening to said you have ten years after becoming a billionaire when you are still normal then you go batshit because you're surrounded by people you pay to glaze you and assorted sycophants. So you should only be a billionaire for ten years max.
This guy had his childhood before cars were a thing? How old is he?
He was born in 1963, a time when the Netherlands were as car-focused as the USA. When Huang was a child, the number of parents killed by cars outraged Dutch parents, and they mounted a years-long protest campaign under the slogan "Stop murdering children" (but in Dutch). The protests were big enough that the government listened and changed Dutch transport infrastructure in major, fundamental ways. They built lots and lots of bike lames as well as investing heavily in buses and trains. The overall result was aaddive turn away from cars, and streets are once again safe fir children to play in.
What a stupid analogy. He should be fired for making such a stupid analogy, it's like if he can't make a proper analogy then he probably can't figure other simple things
You're absolutely right about that! ✨
He had AI write his rebuttal.
“When cars came along”… Is he 150 years old?
Is he claiming to be older than cars?
ROFL He is so fucking desperate to make LLMs fetch, I love that there are all these stupid quotes to throw back in his face later on to harm any credibility people claims this idiot has.

What were streets for before cars came along?
This guy has been sniffing too much black leather polish.
You want some coffee with that pretzel?
Make me
I have no issues with society changing. How about making fortunes bigger than one billion dollars taxable? Without deductions, of course.