lol
4h 30m ago by lemmy.ca/u/slothrop in politicalmemes@lemmy.ca from lemmy.ca
At least it was a war. Imagine having a Department of Special Military Operations.
Department of Excursions
That's the secret service, with all the golf trips they go on
Excretions
When a non-serious person is acting serious, they just look angry. Pete would have benefitted more from acting lessons than a whitehouse make-up chair.
Right? Looks like he is struggling to take a shit in that pic
You would think that would be easy for him, considering he is full of it.
Nah, if shitting were easy for him then he wouldn't be full of it anymore.
Listen, you guys, if you could see him do a keg-stand, you'd totally realize how cool he is. /s
One has to wonder if he expected Iran to fight back, if he was naïve enough to assume they’d simply roll over.
From the land of the exceptional and the home of the clueless? Yeah, probably. He thinks he's the hero in an action movie, instead of an oafish villain in a tragic comedy.
Iran is literally in the business of making battle tested drones for Russia. What could go wrong?
Hegseth drinks his own piss
It's the DoD unless changed by an act of Congress no matter how much the tiny dick drunkard wants it to be otherwise.
They all do, from Korea, Vietnam to Somalia and Afghanistan.
Going to war is their whole identity, and they suck at it.