Inspired by real events
2y 6mon ago by lemmy.world/u/kewwwi in lemmyshitpost
reading this with one of those deep voices of pickup truck commercials
The one thing my movements and a Chevy Truck (tm) have in common is that they're built like a rock
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Or with that parody on those voices Last Week Tonight does.
Life didn't give me pants, it gave me lemons, and I've shit them
Life gave me pants but I'm still shitting lemons
Life didn't get me shit, and I've pantsed lemons
Is there some significance to the photo of the truck or is it just random?
Probably random, could be riffing on those tough guy truck memes you see on facebook
I think that's exactly what it's doing
That's the truck I was driving the day I met my wife. And the truck she drove away in the day she divorced me. I don't know how OP got a picture of it?
It's very muddy
HOG CRANKED BARBS - Sent from Toto Washlet G450 Integrated Smart Toilet MS922CUMFG#01
Take that life!
Stop reading my diary dammit
A shit post about shit. Nice.
That's what pants are made for probably