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an apple a day might have helped

2y 6mon ago by sh.itjust.works/u/rug_burn in metalmemes from sh.itjust.works

I think I was listening to this Obituary song earlier

Me: I don't think I can keep seeing you. You're kind of a downer and you know nothing about Metal!

My doctor is always very interested in my band shirts. "Idiot son of an asshole? Well they have a point."
"What does that say?"
"Cattle Decapitation."
"That... Sure is a name."

When someone asks me at work (with my headphones on) what I'm listening to, and it's Dying Fetus, I tell them "oh just some band you've never heard of". I don't want to get" the look".

"You've consumed too much heavy metal..."

"I know"

"I meant you need to replace your lead pipes..."

"But lead pipe isn't metal..."

I guess someone is going to be riding the highway to hell

It made me think of this, track 1 https://youtu.be/5zQhJNsWBWY?si=-o5dgVPzdzIM7aS7