"Grandma didn't make it"

"...gg"

Mozza sticks (breaded, fried cheese) are frequently seen as a restaurant appetizer

So the idea is that six string cheeses is too much food, but if you dress it up somehow it becomes a first course

As confusing as it might seem, "I trust you as far as I can throw you," and "I don't trust you as far as I can throw you," essentially mean the same thing.

One could probably argue that the negation is explicitly saying "I don't trust you," while the standard phrase implies a limited amount of trust. But in practice, throwing ability is never considered, and both mean that trust is in short supply.

I also grew up in Canada, I do my spelling freestyle. Half my apps use my system settings so they use the Canadian dictionary, and the other half seems to default to US spelling

Sometimes I'd look up the spelling on a word, and you'd see the charts that show US, UK, and Canadian spelling for words. Usually the Canadian entry would show both other versions as acceptable.

At the end of the day, as long as you're understood, it doesn't really matter

Embrace the red squigglies, follow your heart and don't let your computer tell you what to do

I'd like to be a Calvin's Dad kind of mom

Well kiddo, back in the day when we wanted to watch a movie we would burn a DVD, and we don't want to burn the turkey because it's disrespectful to the bird - plus we try not to burn food in the kitchen

I'm actually guilty of skipping to the end of the post, but it looks like maybe you didn't make it that far.

The point still stands though: if one does not want to be ejected from the plane, one ought to listen to the directions of the cabin crew.

If the cabin crew tells you not to put your seat back, then don't put your seat back

You don't want to be kicked out mid-flight

I've heard a rumour that someone in my town is suing the city because they put up one-meter tall concrete dividers for a bike lane, and they drove into one and flipped over their car. Total write-off

Like, you absolute buffoon, you drove into a wall. Where do you think the blame should lie?

I like math, but I'm bad at bureaucracy