King Missile - Detachable Penis

Burning Sensations - Pablo Picasso

Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando

There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

Driving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cab

Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man

I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it's a story.

He was sorta funny lookin', though. And when he got out of the truck to check the tires, he wasn't wearing shoes, which was strange. So l said to him, "You know your socks don't match? You have one black sock and one yellow sock." And he replied, "Yup I know. Funny thing is l got another pair just like it back home."

Was heading up 35 to the Cities last fall and came up behind an old pickup with Iowa plates. Guy was poking along 5 under the limit. I was just getting ready to pass him when all the sudden he veered hard off the road and into the ditch. I quickly pulled over to check on him. "Are you okay? What the heck happened," I asked. "No, I'm fine," he answered, "I was on my way up to the Fair, you know, and I was just thinkin' about whether to go to the Dairy Building or the 4-H building first. But then I looked down and noticed my turn signal was on."

I saw it. I'm not in Louisiana or Los Angeles.

Letterkenny introduced me to Japanther, Black Mountain, DZ Deathrays, and a bunch of other bands that would never hit my recommendations on any streaming services.

Stickball was a thing. We played all the time.