Even in the 80s it would have been a humorously dated reference to gangster movies. And you'd use it with a hammed-up accent, saying it like "coitans"

This one could have used a better punchline. I like the setup.

+1 We have a similar (but simpler) Bonavita and use It at least once per day. Still working great after about six years.

Aldi's Beaumont Classic Roast is cheaper than CostCo's options. It's not too bad.

OpenScad because I do simple things like funnels or part bins.

Ah, I see. I've yet to replace a toilet seal.

Why have you needed to replace the bolts each time?

How did you use the old cookie container?

I have the next model up (400 Pro) so mine will likely accept larger diameter branches. But with that said one needs to learn the machine's limits in terms of both diameter and wetness.

Before I chip up a pile of branches I'll go through with a swede saw and lop off any parts that are too big. That'll let me breeze through the pile without fighting the machine too much. Also cut apart any wide crotches that won't feed through on their own.