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this is an opportunity for Lemmy to get some more users and goodwill.

Making some grand assumptions on those "users" being desirable or in any way a net positive.

This was a nice surprise for me! Got to try 2 hours.

A bit like sudoku but with stabbing.

I am more worried about what happens when Zwilling releases a kitchen knife so sharp that if dropped, it will cut a hole straight to the core of the earth and EXPLODE it.

The newer model knives are so fucking sharp, man. 6-12 months and we have reality-slicing knives.

Ok, I know a lot about Linux and enough about firmware to answer that. So, here's the logic:

No, this part is fine. They made a space to talk about their obsession and have no obligation to let strangers come and tell them how to.

API documentation for cloud-connected buttplugs

I am trying to tag along with the thought experiment, but I can only imagine it being yet another tech bro scam. Elon Musk will sell Grok lie detector glasses that just fucking guesses, but the press will just keep copy-pasting deceitful press releases until half the people I meet believe the glasses do detect lies.

Many will then start using them in private resulting in both extreme frustration when they hallucinate lies, and unprecedented fashtech surveillance.

There is something to it, but ya can't just mash two half truths together to make a full truth.

A clear vision of what I can expect and what I am going to be doing where I work, makes a big difference. It can outweigh some other concerns if I see that I can avoid, compensate for, or be allowed to fix them.

But if the salary is too low, I am not fucking joking: I am bringing skills and they have value. If anything, a talk about how I fit the role should make that clearer to you, the employer.

I guess if the "role talk" convinced me that it is a bullshit job that I am actually supposed to half-ass and coast, leaving me room to take on side jobs and do job hunting during paid hours: Sure. Let's sign.

Ooh an advertisement article about AI being useful! Let's play Qualifier Bingo!

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Many of his friends in the markets have already jumped on the trend and are automating💥💥 their trades.

An olympic level jump across different meanings of the word "automation". That is worth two points!

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Hell yeah, 11 points! This gives the article a factuality rating of... "Fucking Scam"