Time crystals

Is the checker also malware?

This one's called Just Fucking Use HTML

How?

Use Ublock Origin. Go to settings and check "Disable Javascript".

Some sites may not work, so you might need to re-enable for those ones.

Other sites have Cloudflare CAPTCHAs, and you need to enable JS to get past them, but once you get through, you can turn on the JS blocker again.

Riding the bus down the boulevard, and the place was pretty packed!
Couldn't get a seat so I had to stand, with the perverts in the back!
It was smelling like a locker room, there was junk all over the floor!
We're already packed in like sardines, and we're stopping to pick up more!

Quadricycle > Quike

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Cigarette, cigarillo, and cigar imply the existence of a much larger cigarrón, like this one