He was right, wasn’t he? Feels good to say it in a place where I won’t get banned for expressing it. Luigi was right.

The only interruption I’m experiencing is your asking me if I’m experiencing interruptions!

I feel dead inside whenever I see anything in a store with this combination of art and wit.

I mean I just feel dead inside all the time, but also when I see stuff like this.

I was about to say I don’t need this, I’ve already got the Index, but I just know they’re going to release another Half Life installation shortly afterwards that’ll be a slightly better experience on the Frame, in which case my fomo will likely pull the trigger for me.

I’ve never cared for this template. It just doesn’t make sense to ask if a number is a lot without knowing the context, and iirc it’s not what they’re saying in the scene anyway.

Nice meme tho.

Sidebar: sadly, these days whenever I hear agreeable political lyrics in a modern song, my first thought is “you pandering motherfucker,” which is a silly thought I need to turn off. It just makes me think of Joyce from Disco Elsyium and her infraculture/superculture speech.

Make sure to lie about how old you are elsewhere so as to blur the digital footprint you’re leaving. My estranged twin taught me that when we grew up in Alaska.

Most of my friends are considerably younger than me, it’s great; I get to die first and have them mourn me vs. the other way around.

Suckerrrrrrrrs