FauxPseudo

I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.

So there is a list.
We were told there was no list. We all knew it was a lie.
But this is proof.

For me those are the best ones.

Unnamed kid

17h 22m ago in cat

It's a farm for cats with problems located about 10 miles away. They show up. They learn where home base is. Eventually they find their way through the cat door. They roam free on several acres of woods.

Not ideal but better than the alternative.

We did really well for about 5 years. Zero fails. But then they flooded us. We took in some because they were on our wishlist. Then others came that weren't adoptable. Fully half of "our" cats are actually long term fosters that belong to a rescue or the county because they were unadoptable and we knew we could deal with them.

There was one that kept pissing in my bed. We sent him to a different rescue where that wouldn't be an issue. We got two of his sisters adopted and one still lives here. In the next week our goal is to trap them in the bathroom and give them some flea meds.

I already have a Kibo for hope in my custody.

At least they're trying.

Lucy has found a new place

21h 52m ago in cat

Log hair little boots? Epic.

In the Winter she spends a lot of time in the house. But during the summer she loves being outside.

I wanted one forever. And then in one year I got six. I probably have the largest private collection of orange girls on the east coast.

Two pasta tips:

1d 17m ago in cooking

Sunday edition

3d 15h ago in heathcliff

Chicken tacos and Mexican slaw.

3d 22h ago in cooking