No it implies once every other week

Wait

Calvin but evil

I get a weird sense of pride whenever i see the old bite marks i left on my girlfriend. I promise she likes it too

And it only take 5 gallons of water to make 1 quart of Static^TM !

99% of doomscrollers stop scrolling right before seeing the perfect post

Backblast gonna give impromptu bottom surgery

Hell yea, i saw a concert right there a few years ago! Some small local bands got together and played right on the street under the bridge, it was really cool!

Yea its probably because my phone is like 5+ years old, it still has an aux port too (one if the main reasons I've kept it for so long)

Whenever i take a screenshot (samsung) theres a popup at the bottom that lets me crop it, and it will automatically trim the screenshot to exclude the battery/notifications at the top and the 3 buttons at the bottom

Oh I know that country! All the cute girls and boys come from there! If only i could find it on a map...