I can assure you that they won't just dump any toxic slop their facility produces into the river, they'd never! /s

It’s surreal how seemingly everyone in this article - including the journalist - has adopted the rebranding effort.

I'm frustrated with that shit, it is a data centre with all the environmental and humanitarian implications, yet they seem 100% on board with it and with adopting Firmus' stupid attempt at a rebrand. Great journalism.

AI factory

It's a data centre. You're not fooling anyone by giving it a different name.

That's not necessarily true, look at the Hiby R3 Pro II for instance. Even older players like the FiiO X3 II or the iPod 5.5 Gen (which is considered audiophile by many).

Looks like one of those flip phones with large keys for elderly people. Looks like it's running Sailfish OS.

It's also at least $500...

Includes audiophile grade HD Audio

I somehow doubt that

DAC chips from ESS and Cirrus Logic

What.

All the benefits of donating money without any of the downsides, clever /s

Good thing that the new Outlook at least doesn't force itself onto you.... oh, wait

I don't get it

Edit: Nvm, "Aisle" is phonetically very similar to "I'll".

Does meth even expire? Never thought about that

Why can't I just randomly find something like that in my attic?