It's more so the frame of this post, laced run-ons with poor punctuation and grammar, with a bunch of non-sense.

Not to say he normally doesn't speak in non-sense.

This reminds me of a lot of half baked Facebook posts I've seen, how is this coming from the President of the United States?

Not sure if I'm missing something here, but that scans ports on the localhost, it is not a port scan of your entire network. While that's still crazy and not something you want, it's not quite what you initially said, and I don't believe they'd be able to scan outside of your machine

Websites you visit can port scan your entire network bypassing most firewall rules and NAT

Wut?