This was a good one, I started here and landed with apple and soda.

This was the favourite last night, thank you for this. It's tasty and looks normal around the usual beers and ciders at the table. I'm probably going to keep drinking them.

I've heard it justified as it being expensive to remove the alcohol, but so much of the original drinks price is alcohol taxation that I think it's just because they can.

They only sell Heineken, so I'm out of luck for other 0 beers. I'm not sure about the 0 spirits though, but I think it's also a no. Thanks for the recommendation.

Also as a separate thing, I won't buy Brewdog. I know this makes me seem really difficult with my list of things I won't drink:

• Caffeine
• Excessive sugar
• Coke/Pepsi
• Alcohol
• Brewdog
• ...

The 'way nicer than it should be' phrasing just made me think that way

This guy's American! Get him boys!

A bit of sugar is ok, I just wanted to avoid the frightening amount in things like coke.

I like the idea of a glitch drink.

I've been in the booze echo chamber and it never rooted as an idea until now. Thank you