MTZ

Hey little guy, I'm just walking through from another timeline where monsters eat truth.

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1mon 2d ago in lemmyshitpost

Let the American Hasbara Commence

1mon 3d ago in lemmyshitpost

It is very, very real. I screenshoted it from the official White House X account a few moments before posting.

No one else is likely to understand that reference, but I do for some reason. But I don't understand how OPM has anything to do with James Hetfield.

Heaven would be a DJ, playing dub all night long...

Edit: Nevermind I am a dumbass. I get it. Lol

I've got a golden ticket

1mon 11d ago in lemmyshitpost

Grandpa Joe sucks but what EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone said is accurate. I am disabled since the age of 8. I can do things with different bursts of excitement and energy but I will 100% pay for it later.

Like, I work a full time job in the federal government with several severe neurological disabilities, but I lay around on the weekends to recover from the preceding week.

lelz: Part Duex

1mon 19d ago in lemmyshitpost

lelz

1mon 19d ago in lemmyshitpost

Apparently only boomer comedy and MAGA comedy. (Oxymoron)

Exactly. Fuck MAGA. This is for the homies who love to laugh at & mock them.

Might be above his preferred age range idk

This is Stephen Miller, hiding behind his pregnant wife as they are running trying to escape the White House Correspondence Dinner shooting.

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

1mon 22d ago in lemmyshitpost

Deal with it, Libby.

1mon 23d ago in lemmyshitpost

lol, i'm not a liberal.

Hrmmm 🤔

1mon 25d ago in lemmyshitpost

The only thing I can say is that I didn't think through what I was doing. That's not an excuse though.

As soon as I came back here and say your comment something in my head snapped and what you were saying made complete sense. I immediately erased it and will make every attempt to think through posts that may be problematic in the future before I post them.

Totally my fault.

:(