LOL I love it.

I don't know if anyone ever noticed, but I have the youtube video for this in my bio. This is like the 30 Rock version of that.

I promise I'm not a bitch, lol, but I do have these Ally McBeal daydream sequences pretty often 😂

I've got a laser printer, but it's only monochrome. I do have some friends that print photos (I just have mine printed at walmart). Maybe I can get some good paper stock and call in a favor. I'd still need to design them, but that part I can probably handle.

Thinking out loud here, so forgive me, but I'd like to do something where they're printed in color as a template and I can load those in my B&W printer to print the actual text so I can personalize them as-needed.

Don't you mean the Olsen octuplets?

(Nevermind; that's from Kimmy Schmidt)

That's exactly what I want haha Hyper-specific pamphlets to just hand out to people because I'm tired of having the same conversation with them.

"Per my last email, Sean"

"We've talked about this, Debbie"

"I always think of a third thing, Brandon"

There are some wonderful crazy surgical options. Are you familiar with the Bradshaw Clinic?