there's no one to blame that doesn't have an R by their name.

Are you kidding? They'll be scapegoating Biden's corpse so long and so hard even the DNC will blush. And then there's always Obama as a backup plan.

Life is cake when absolutely nothing is your fault.

Hey, some people are into leather.

Wait, what? For real?

fiddles with some buttons

It's a good thing we don't have the gubmint compiling lists of, say, neurodivergent folks, so everything's all nice and ready when the time comes.

And it was a good plan, for a while. Shame about that plague, though.

By being a yuge genius, the best at business.

When Apple announces a feature that Samsung phones don't have, Samsung also trolls them because that feature is bad. And then a year later, Samsung advertises that they also have that feature.