"Uncle Roach". Better? :)

Wait til you have to deal with telecommunication customers!

Aashole.

Yeah, weird some asshole thought everyone would be in cars in a DRIVE THROUGH ATM lane.

I agree with your final sentence, but this scenario is not one of those times.

I don't understand how drive up atms are entitled. It is convenient, not necessarily lazy. Even granting it's entitled and lazy, drive up atms are far from "peak lazy-entitled human", see Uber, door dash, amazon, etc.

So, be an asshole? What's it like being the only person on the planet?

If a business can't or doesn't want to provide their service after 7pm, their closing time should be 7pm (or earlier), not 730pm. It's not "assbag" to go into an open business and expect to receive whatever service they allegedly provide, and it certainly doesn't warrant extraordinary tips.

Totally agree. Mitigating circumstances, absolutely. Self defense, nope. There should be some punishment. What that should be, I do not know.

Most 17 year olds charge with murder, or some variation of killing someone, aren't charged as minors. That's not taking a position on this specific case, it's just a fact.

Hmm, I've done all of these things and haven't suffered the consequences you describe. Yes, in the US.