Except the rose-colored glasses example doesn't really disagree, because the colored glass is absorbing all the photons except the pink ones, so you're really just further making my point.

I get that it's a joke, but bottom line? The names of colors are just the way our brains interpret specific wavelengths, and wavelength is objective. So it doesn't really matter, because the wavelength of the photon is the same regardless of how our brain perceives it

Every family has their favorite scapegoat. My partner's family has effectively ostracized her for the high crime of...checks notes living out of state.

I really and truly am a dirty slut for beer.

That was a different incident, when he was negotiating with his label, iirc. I think he brought two doves to release as a symbol of peace and when negotiations went south, he intentionally bit their heads off.

The bat incident is very well-documented, and is definitely a different story.

Godfather of heavy metal? Even if you consider Iommi, Ward, and Butler to be the true talent in Black Sabbath, Ozzy is at least the midwife. He was in the fucking delivery room pulling the fetus out of the birth canal; that's considerably more involved than "the godfather"

¿Por qué no los dos?

edit: also, your username is just chef's kiss

Children of the Grave and Into the Void have some of the best riffs of all time, but honestly, it's hard to top N.I.B.

Frankly, if you like heavy music, any of the first 4 Sabbath albums are damn near masterpieces from front to back (some people would include Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and even Sabotage, but I'm not one of those people at this point)

I was actually going for "frock", but thanks to you, I learned a new word today!

No, you're thinking of thawed.

Fraud is a type of long robe or gown