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1d 10h ago in lemmyshitpost from discuss.tchncs.de

I was at an event where we were told that some locally famous guy would tell us a story about when he discovered a murder scene.

When the event came around, it turned out that the guy wasn't going to show up, but what they had prepared was a voice recording of the story. Also, the story was 40 minutes long. 40 minutes at an event with everyone in silence - no chit chat during the story.

I mean, it was a good story, but it seemed like a lot of wasted time for an event where we could have gotten to know eachother better.

poof

2d 8h ago in comicstrips

I cut the umbilical cord of my daughter. One would think that it is a special situation, physically separating the mother from the child.

... But she had already passed the placenta, so the cut was really just separating my newborn baby from a nasty blob covered in blood and goo on a tray next to her.

This brings up the question: what is the cutoff point for the age of a fetus to be considered an individual life which could be killed by Thanos' snap?

To many people, this is an ideal birth. The baby is released fully intact while no one gives a flying fuck about the mother.

Unless more documents are released, there isn't really much more to go by. She made some poor judgements of what person she was dealing with, but it didn't seem like she was guilty to anything illegal. A lot of organizations which had her as a member of honor have recalled her membership. A lot of trust has been lost, and polls have shifted a bit towards abolishing the current monarchy.

But it's hardly a topic now. The crown princess is currently dealing with pulmonary fibrosis and requires a lung transplant. So the focus has shifted a lot recently.

Instead, report the security issues to malicios third parties who pay more than AMD.

Every time...

5d 13h ago in comicstrips from reddthat.com

I hate to say it, but maybe you should have an AI do the proofreading. It is very likely that your resume is being fed to an AI at the company you send it to, so you can probably get representative feedback that way.

Stores are making record profits while complaining

6d 6h ago in microblogmemes from discuss.online

My experience is from Norwegian shops, so it might differ from the standards in elsewhere.

  • item won't scan: very rarely an issue. We can put in the bar code numbers manually if needed.
  • you have alcohol: a nearby staff will take a quick glimpse at me and will approve the age from their unit. Only people close to the age limit will have to wait for the staff.
  • discount stickers in shops here have the updated price on a barcode on that sticker.
  • I don't understand the "2 upcs"-issue.
  • accidental scans can be corrected by the user without staff involvement.

rule of the healer

9d 2h ago in onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone from lemmy.blahaj.zone

I play solo games when I need to kick back and relax.

I play multiplayer games when I have excess energy and need intense action.

I don't play multiplayer games.

Sorry bout your heart

10d 11h ago in atheism from discuss.online

Yeah, so with a population of 200k, the homicide rate is 11.4%. The real havoc appears when you approach a population of ~2M and 100% homicide rate.