He should go someplace a whole lot warmer.

Should've just given them directly to the son to wear immediately so he can enjoy them.

Also, the coffee isn't free, but you can't buy it either. You get charged per sip, and there's a base subscription fee for access. If someone else takes interest in it, the price doubles.

See also: unequivocally staggering loss, especially an embarrassing one

Is that why it always looks like glitter makeup got rubbed off on him? I also assumed it was from much worse events.

I doubt it was this, but I hope Obama left one minor prank on his way out, like a whoopie cushion, or an upside down desk drawer.

Obama leaves a letter on the desk for Trump's first day. It reads:

"Mr. President,

On this, your first day in office, congratulations again on your victory. Although it's clear to us both by now that we may never see eye-to-eye on many important issues, I want to express my hope for your success in this new position. Very few people will ever understand the challenges endured while carrying the weight of a nation, if not the entire free world, on one's shoulders like we do. Along those lines, I humbly offer you my full support, putting aside whatever differences we might have, in the interest of serving our shared and highest value, the well-being and advancement of this great country. Should you ever want it, I am prepared and willing to give whatever assistance possible with utmost diligence and discretion.

We're all counting on you. Good luck!

Sincerely,

Barack Obama

P. S. I left a little something in the upper right-hand drawer just to show there's no hard feelings."

After reading it, Trump opens the drawer and hundreds of marbles spill out along with a note card.

I think this why he's so mad at Obama.

I'm assuming it was wine. There was a communication barrier.

TIL: Chandler's ancestors were equally sarcastic.