Sorry to hear that. I know the feeling of being unfit to live. In the end, it is often more my environment or society that is unfit for me, than me being unfit for life. And your environment can change.

No chance at all

Definitely not

No, just no

It isn't

No

Without broodje hagelslag, this story is completely unbelievable. Broodje hagelslag is the cornerstone of Dutch culture.

My boyfriend said "no". When I asked him why, he said "Because you are a worm." I acted very offended (which I really wasn't) and I told him that I would love him if he was a worm. He said I was lying, which was true.

We just thought it was very funny and both knew it was a joke. If this is a serious question from someone, then you have a problem I think. That would be ridiculous and immature. It is probably best not to answer then but to ask the question back. Then the person that asked the question has the problem, not you.

Hier in de winkel heb je Belgische mayo en "gewone" mayo. Belgische mayonaise is zuurder. Dat is volgens mij het verschil.

Never made mayonaise before. You made me curious how it is done. From this recipe, it seems very easy actually: https://receptenvanoma.nl/mayonaise-zelf-maken/.Might start making my own mayonaise as well.