Glares in microplastics in my balls

I hate how every time we come up with a new "miracle" chemical that solves really big issues it ends up being either carcinogenic or devastatingly harmful to the environment.

It's like how we almost made bed bugs extinct in America but the chemical being used was causing cancer and birth defects.

Why can't we have nice chemical things!?!?

Had a manure tank truck pop a seal in front of me spraying pressurized pig shit all over my car.

I had my windows down 😐

Preface: I am not attracted to kids!!!

I'm gonna get roasted alive for this but here we go.

I honestly think that, like a lot of other issues with humanity as a whole, this boils down to the fact that a lot more people are attracted to kids than they'll ever admit.

I see it the same way with rapists and abusers. No one's gonna openly talk about being like that so they don't get caught but the fact that it's so common tells me it's not out of character to be done. Especially looking at history and how commonplace it was for grown adults to marry underage kids or sell them into sexual slavery.

Advertising advertising is one of the most hilarious things to me.

I hate ads on principle but an ad for an ad is just a level of debauchery I can barely fathom

I once saw a billboard that only had text and a picture of some guy.

The text read "You can't block this ad"

It made me so irrationally angry and I still to this day don't even know what they were advertising for.

This literally happens all the time and no one complains about it because "man bad"

My cat actually saved me from a break in by straight up attacking the dude.

I was sleeping on the couch in my trailer and suddenly woke up to my cat yowling and some dude screaming and by the time I realized what was going on the guy had already run out the door with my cat right behind him.

Kitty cut deep too cause there was blood spatter on the door frame where dude grabbed it while running away.

It started as just my job but after doing it for so long I realized I loved it.

The only problem is I cook purely by feeling so I'll make something that's absolutely delicious but won't write anything down so I can't make it again 😭

The worst part about wanting to give these stories the benefit of the doubt is there are just as many stories like these where the person is actually just that stupid.

Like the guy who sued Winnebago because he wrecked his rv while driving it on the highway with cruise control on and got up to make himself coffee. Iirc he won the lawsuit because the owners manual didn't say cruise control is not autopilot.

Hell most safety features we have today only exist because people were stupid