Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

I was pretty sceptical about this initially, as I thought that it was going to be an article claiming that they’ve found a way to make people think cricket is somehow interesting. It’s actually just about eating insects, which is much more plausible

The drone idea is pretty smart, could just have it trying really hard to locate any objects near it, and happen to fly it past every camera in your area

Chinese cars built with LiDAR are supposedly damaging cameras on road networks, and those lasers are extremely low powered compared to, say, a laser pointer.

Because Look at it!!! It’s far too cool to have existed so briefly

There needs to be more of this kind of thing

I’m so used to everything we do being another stride into a dystopian hellscape that it took me a moment to realise that this wasn’t (in any immediately obvious way) the government helping the fuel industry. This treaty is absolute nonsense, and should never have been ratified in the first place, so this is actually good news, unless they’ve somehow thought of something worse to replace it with

Bobby Fingers is the hero we need

Is it by smashing stuff together until they break something fundamental, and the universe goes dark?