i am doing the joja route one day because of this mf

"It's just a prank bro!"

Technically it was Kali on a VM. But I had absolutely no clue what I was doing (I was 9 years old) so I gave up.

Then I tried Ubuntu to get past my parental controls. Same thing.

Eventually had success with Mint 5 years later. Never looked back.

Actually witty and funny. And not socially awkward and weird. Which is totally what I'm like in real life because why would I imagine myself as something I'm not.

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Wow, this sounds useful, I hope I can actually remember it to use when I need to, which will definitely happen because I've never forgotten any cool linux feature I've found ever.