They must be Viltrimites!!

This is amazing. Thank you

I hear you and completely agree. I get that response as well: "nobody would work! Society would collapse!". I don't think so... I do think many of the jobs people do just to survive would take a huge hit, like McDonald's employees or Walmart greeters. But I don't think any job would completely dissappear, just change. I've known people who enjoy working fast food, or greeting... I would still do what I do for a living without pay if I could. We would still grow food, and work. The focus on what stuff would be different though. And yeah, there would be people who don't work... but that is true now as well!

Wait when did this happen?!

They must be big fans of black & white films

I mean, they didn't specify what drugs they deal so...

Read this to my wife, telling her it'sa poem. She likes the wordplay, and the metaphors. It made her feel uncertain, uneasy.

Look up Edward Gorey!

Mmm I love me some puss-nooooo

Call Faden stat!