Some of the guys doing competition shooting are frame mounting their optics with a bracket that reaches around the slide.

When I scratch him while he lies at my feet, I say "Let's stretch him out and see how long he is."

Then, when he stretches, "Yep, we've got a long boy. He's a keeper for sure."

It's the same posts over and over. I've seen the same post, on the same place, twice in a row. Even besides that, you'll only get the same dozen or so constantly revolving posts.

Possibly teaching the child how to be responsible and productive person.

I really enjoy these Star Trek templates for these jokes.

Localized entirely within your kitchen?

So they could avoid paying, obviously. I just had a crown that got no reimbursement, because of a preventative they put over the cavity about 1.5 months before the crown. Apparently the insurance will refuse to cover the crown within two months of the preventative. Thankfully the dentist office called the insurance and told them the preventative billing was in error, so I just got the check for the crown coverage.

Healthcare needs to become a public service.

I'm cracking up that he had an "instant boobs" button ready to go when asked for his favorite feature.

That's gotta be a wildly expensive powder charge.