For those interested in the packaging, here's a transcript.

通用名稱：寵物零食??

品名：多特思寵物零食?條

口味：雞肉口味

原料組成：凍雞肉、水、魚?、???、??車前子殼

???組成：牛磺酸、???、?多酚

樣品成分分析保證值（以????）：粗蛋白質 ≥ 4.0%、粗脂肪 ≥ ???%、粗纖維 ≤ 2.5%、粗灰分 ≤ ???%、牛磺酸 ≥ 0.05%、水分 ≤ ?.0%

生產企業：?州??寵物食品有限公司

生產地址：?東省*大?

章魚哥

[...] they are actually illegal to say because they're an insult to God or the religion in general.

What? That seems excessive.

lín-niâ-khah-hó

General Tso Chicken Rib -- $5

It tastes like nothing