Of course no one has ever done this joke better than Suzy Izzard

Cool rock or cursed cookie?

Omg asking a plan9 nerd if we really need another Linux distro is such a good troll

Humpty Dumpty comin' in hot with the "first time?" 1.5+ millennia later

Ok but Kash Patel is pretty decent as far as cops go. He's done more to hinder the operation of the FBI than most leftists ever will

The last airbender

No

Imagine using something dangerous to generate power or heat for a home. Something that if it leaks into your home could suffocate you overnight or explode, or that in normal use can give children respiratory issues or cause cancer. Thank goodness we're too smart to use something like that unlike the absolute imbeciles in this comic

Challenge accepted

the analysis calculates the dollar value of a worker’s commuting time over a year.

That money comes out of the workers' pockets, not the bosses', so it doesn't count. If it showed up on corporate budgets we'd have robust universal public transit in 30 minutes