Ass Pounder 4000

To me it's really very simple. No, not everyone we dislike or disagree with is a Nazi. However, anyone who takes offense to "Fuck Nazis" is either a Nazi or a Nazi sympathizer, which for all intents and purposes is the same thing really.

The enemy is both strong and weak

No, this is in fact a leaked scene from the upcoming Magic the Gathering expansion, Reality Fracture. One of the major plot points involves an omenpath opening up between Bikini Bottom and the Land of Ooo.

Arrested Development was literally a satire of the Bush family/administration, whom are now being rehabilitated by usonian liberals.

Miles "Tails" Persecond

Donkey Kong Frozen Ape, $50!

Arrested for felony possession of cuteness

Sentenced to 30 minutes of snuggles

ALAS, THAT WAS MYSTIQUE, NOT MAGNETO. MAGNETO IS IN ANOTHER PLACE. GO! X-MEN!