Strictly speaking it is not as bad as throwing a baby out of one.

Also it is really important that we consider all points of view. Maybe the pro-baby throwing out of the window side raises some interesting arguments. Let's hear them out

You think you would notice missing 9 periods, having your entire nipple area change color and produce milk, need to go pee every thirty minutes, feet swelling, rapid temperature changes, focus problems, food cravings, vomiting for three months, odor sensitivities, not being able to tie your shoes, weird fast reflexes, urge to take on home repair projects, and skin changes.

But I am positive someone here will tell me about their friend's cousin former yoga instructor's roommate who didn't notice for some reason and act like this is the norm

Just a fall guy for the powers that be. Don't worry about him.