OP is the world's foremost shower deliberator.

I have a reel mower, and my leaf blower is pretty quiet, but thanks.

Yes.

My 4 year old eats hot dogs like this.

Doug Ford is famously dismissive of the media. He even created his own literal fake news outlet to avoid having too talk to them.

I'm setting up something similar using Unraid and VMs. This route would probably be more of a challenge for you technically.. But if you're willing to learn, and pay, Unraid sounds like it would be a good fit for what you're trying to accomplish.

Yeah but the whole solar system is moving at 720,000 km/h, so all those bikes on other planets are moving just as fast.

Fuck yeah, keep making these comments. At least for the next two weeks. Then kindly fuck off.

It's not rocket appliances!

Don't trust the polls is a precursor to stop the steal.