Well, shit. My hands are tied now. Sorry, op.

No they're not

See rule 1.

Mark it NSFW, please.

Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don't shake hands.

But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.

Mark this nsfw plz, due to the pfp in the image

Hello!

A quick bit of research shows these dudes are legit. I'm leaving it up in case anyone wants to help them out.